That Damn Boulder

gofwd:

Please make this a real thing.

omg

WTFhistory: Greek Historian Got Mummy Evisceration Wrong

Contrary to reports by famous Greek historian Herodotus, the ancient Egyptians probably didn’t remove mummy guts using cedar oil enemas, new research on the reality of mummification suggests.

The ancient embalmers also didn’t always leave the mummy’s heart in…

This just in: Herodotus got something else wrong.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

PFFFFFFFFFT! UGH! THIS ISN’T VODKA!

OH GOD IT’S SO SALTY!

THIS IS BULLSHIT!

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My life is a series of dick jokes.

(Source: miraze, via ryanhatesthis)

Meet the Frodos

fandomspoilers:

Peter Jackson uses the second Hobbit movie to host Meet The Feebles reunion.

9 Jun 2013
2

Fact or Flesh?

fandomspoilers:

Make sure to update your My Fitness Pal phone app to get new recipes inspired by NBC’s hit new show Hannibal. Including classics such as: Liver and Fava Beans, Misha soup, Brain A La Cop.

8 Jun 2013
2

femshepfit:

If we had to close the trilogy with that stupid “The Shepard” nonsense, then I would have preferred this dialogue. :)

(Source: exjenn-vas-quibquib, via mollypopgirl)

Pokemon X and Y Spoiler

fandomspoilers:

Unlock the area beyond the wall after collecting all eight gym badges loosely based off the greater families of Westeros. Some of the new areas include: The Haunter Forest and Bay of Icebeam,

7 Jun 2013
2

Game of Thrones Spoiler

saffaux:

Bran is actually a pokemon master and Hodor is his starter.

(via fandomspoilers)

fandomspoilers:

Recently leaked scripts for the X-Men First Class sequel, currently named X-Men Second Class: Separate But Equal, will feature a re-imagined Jubilee whose mutant name is Rosie Sparks.

5 Jun 2013
2

fandomspoilers:

After the success of the recent box office juggernaut, Star Wars: Into Darkness, Benedict Cumberbatch and William Shatner will reprise their roles as Doctor Who and Han Solo, respectively, to perform a two-man broadway masterpiece entitled “Two Captains, One Log”.

4 Jun 2013
6

(Source: bluewinterose, via hipstergameofthrones)

prologi:

dorkery:

mrfl4sh:

lava bbq

I lava good bbq

SIT THE FUCK DOWN

Make sure to cook thoroughly or else you’re gonna felsic.

(via kelseywho)

amygloriouspond:

The trilogy is finally completed.

(via ryanhatesthis)

The Pagan Name Generator

saffaux:

cawowinnose:

saltnest:

lughne:

The Pagan Name Generator is a fun way to find a new name and help develop your pagan identity. Ditch that tired, old mundane name and get a new one, or find one for your friends! Choose male, female, or gender neutral, and the generator will automatically create your new name.

In case you needed a good chuckle

I am now “Ravynne Isis Cassandra”

Update: my fiancé is “Lugh Angel River”

I am “Lilith Wood Isis.”
I AM LILITH.
LILITH.

Esme Moonstone Esme?!

Raven Wolfhaven Luna

Ram Arianrhod Dragon