That Damn Boulder

Most days, all you can do is pray that it doesn't roll all the way down.

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jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

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neeea:

I got 99 problems and all of them are Luftballons.

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hello are you a ufo

dutchster:

buttermilkqueen:

buttermilkqueen:

whats cooler than being cool?

according to wiki answers, anywhere between 10°C and 13°C is cool, so i guess the answer would be 9°C and lower

alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright

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neyruto:

i just found a loophole in the american judicial system that would make gay marriage possible in all 50 states: if you say “no homo” as you are getting married it doesnt count. once you have obtained the marriage certificate say “yes homo” and run fast. if the police dont catch you your marriage is legal

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david-tennants-little-fangirl:

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

I wonder if there’s any Flappy Bird fanfiction…

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I think that’s enough adventure for today.

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When an hourly tester complains about OT

qareacts:

mollypopgirl:

God damn it. 

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elitist-scum-bag:

is this breaking bad

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“stay turnt, pony boy”

—   abraham lincoln, the gettysburg address  (via kush4kae)

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girlsprefercats:

morenamagia:

hamburgerjack:

arliss:

fyrdrakken:

filiabelialis:

everythinglordoftherings:

This better be my cake

This is an awesome idea. Although I’d also be tempted to make all the lesser rings of power as a batch of cupcakes, and give them to my friends. 
…But they would be all of them deceived, for another cupcake would be made. 
In my apartment, in the fires of my oven, I will bake in secret a Master Cupcake to control all the others. And into this cupcake I will pour my flour, my sugar, and my will to dominate all confections. 

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Wow. One does not simply have a birthday.

that bolded is KILLING ME

#АЗ ЩЕ НАПРАВЯ ТОРТИЧКИТЕ#ОБАЧЕ НЯМАМ МАЯ#И НЕ ЗНАМ РЕЦЕПТАТА#И НЯМАМ ПАРИ ЗА ПРОДУКТИ (x)

girlsprefercats:

morenamagia:

hamburgerjack:

arliss:

fyrdrakken:

filiabelialis:

everythinglordoftherings:

This better be my cake

This is an awesome idea. Although I’d also be tempted to make all the lesser rings of power as a batch of cupcakes, and give them to my friends. 

But they would be all of them deceived, for another cupcake would be made. 

In my apartment, in the fires of my oven, I will bake in secret a Master Cupcake to control all the others. And into this cupcake I will pour my flour, my sugar, and my will to dominate all confections. 

Reblogging again for commentary.

Wow. One does not simply have a birthday.

that bolded is KILLING ME

 (x)

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johnwilkestooth:

thank you for saving the world :’)

johnwilkestooth:

thank you for saving the world :’)

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xfuckbarculturex:

Like Sisyphus, I am bound to hell.

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